A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
男人：“我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
酒吧招待：“你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
酒吧招待：“那你应该高兴才是啊！
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
男人：“不，今天是这个月的最后一天。